Brand: Gears Out
- WARNING: THE BITCH SWITCH HAS BEEN FLIPPED - When she's stressed out, the monster is unleashed. Help her cool down with this hilarious, funny gag gift for friends. Play is good for turning a seriously wicked attitude around - especially when Turbo Bitch Mode has been engaged. Once she takes a few minutes to relax and enjoy some therapeutic stress dough time, she'll be back on track. Crisis averted!
- IT'S SAFER THAN A THROATPUNCH, AND WAY PRETTIER - Turbo Bitch Mode Simmer Down Stress Putty could be the only thing holding her back from coming completely unglued. The therapeutic kneading of our pretty, yellow pearl fidget putty will keep her hands busy while relieving whatever tension has turned her into a threat to humanity. This funny stress relief toy just may save lives.
- AVOID THE SUGAR CRASH, SQUISH YOUR WAY TO CALM - Don't treat stress with a trip to the nearest fast food chain or vending machine! Carb loading is great in the moment, but leads to a crash that will leave you angrier than before. Instead, grab your Turbo Bitch Mode Stress Putty and squeeze away your anxiety with a healthy dose of pearly, girly stress relief dough!
- FUNNY BFF GIFTS FOR THE WIN - You've been best bitches for ages, and Turbo Bitch Stress Relief Putty is a funny way to say, "I got you." It's the perfect blend of adult humor and thoughtful stress reliever, making it a must-have for your BFF. Every time she reaches for her turbo tin, she'll giggle, because you know her so well.
- SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you loosen the putty by squeezing and kneading it in your hands. It's basically a slow-release ladies' night in a tin that fits in your desk drawer or purse for immediate relief whenever you need it.
Publisher: Gears Out
Details: Turbo Bitch Mode Simmer Down Stress Putty
Girl, you need to relax ...
Being a woman is tough. The constant balancing act can leave your muscles tense, eyes twitchy, and nerves shot. Before you know it, pressure and stress can build to a horrifying climax that's dangerous for everyone in your general vicinity.
Yep. You've hit Turbo Bitch Mode, and a full-on snap is on the horizon.
Take a breath and grab your Turbo Bitch Stress Putty. Squeeze the specially formulated dough through your fingers, and feel it loosen up in a soothing, satisfying, non-violent way, because prison time is bad for the complexion.
Simmer down with this funny friend gift
Turbo Bitch Mode Simmer Down Stress Putty comes in a lidded tin and fits in your desk, purse, or favorite hiding place. Let the worries of the day squeeze through your fingers wherever stress hits, and you'll walk away feeling relaxed in a way that only comes from playing with high quality stress relief toys like pretty, pearly relaxation therapy dough.
This funny gift for women is perfect for all the ladies in your life who can use a timeout now and again. Surprise your friends, coworkers, and family with a sassy tin of stress dough for any occasion or no occasion at all. It's a fabulously fierce addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or just to say, "I see that look in your eye, and, lady, I'm scared."
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.